Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Where have you been all of your life?

It's when I hear your heartbeat that I know that I am alive.

I'm sure that you didn't think I would notice, but we memorize the strangest things in a personwhen we're in love with them.

Know the strength of the followers and tap into their energy. Get others involved. Trust them to do their best. Finally, don't forget to praise the workers.

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

It is right to give every man his due.

More often than not, anger is actually an indication of weakness rather than of strength.

Any time you have poverty, joblessness, sub-par public schools, and a lack of opportunity, you're going to have a high rate of crime.

Regrets over the past should chasten the future.

Taking it easy is often the prelude to backsliding. Comfort precedes collapse.