Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

I don't desire to be intelligent, but I do desire to be loving and kind.

No matter the amount of knowledge and wisdom you acquire in life, you can never be wiser than wise itself.

Painting cannot be the only activity of a mature artist.

You don’t choose a life, dad. You live one.

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

I did not call for the extermination of people, but of ideas.

I rarely write by myself.

I remember times when the whole music scene was just flourishing.

I'm a grandmother, and a mighty proud one.

Don't live up to your stereotypes.