Bismarck fought 'necessary' wars and killed thousands, the idealists of the twentieth century fight 'just' wars and kill millions.

Love is friendship set on fire.

I'm captivated by you, baby, like a firework show.

God is not looking for men of great faith, He is looking for common men to trust His great faithfulness.

Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him.

The Great Commission is not an option to be considered; it is a command to be obeyed.

I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.

Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

I have no private purpose to accomplish, no party objectives to build up, no enemies to punish-nothing to serve but my country.

God knows we all have to at least try to justify our behavior so we don't feel too guilty about it later.

In the Conservative view you have 10 premiers and the Prime Minister as a kind of head waiter to take their orders.

At the door of every happy person there should be a man with a hammer whose knock would serve as a constant reminder of the existence of unfortunate people.

I've grown up a little bit. I'm almost 40 years old now. But everyone was introduced to me when I was 18 and I looked like I was 15. I've been around a long time.

When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

There is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

Nothing does more to lubricate the rough spots than a good dose of encouragement.

We passed the Children's Bureau bill calculated to prevent children from being employed too early in factories.