Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Poverty is everywhere, Zarish. People should have the courage to get out of the vicious circle of it.

We're children. We're supposed to be childish.

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as 'suits'.

A Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers.

Success comes from curiosity, concentration, perseverance and self criticism.

I really felt it was time for a new vision.

If Ryan Giggs is worth £20 million, Dennis Bergkamp is worth £100 million

Are all ends of life so sad?

On the roads of failure, it is not uncommon to see the tears of the talented; and in the land of success, to hear the victorious screams of the incompetent!

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind