Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

I fall in love with everything I also hate everything. It’s very hard to be a misanthrope and a romantic.

let your haters be your motivators

They were like her rocks. Imperfect and surprising and maybe better in the long run than certainties. Chances, she thought, were life

Tricks and treachery are merely proofs of lack of skill.

He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring.

No matter how bad it is, or how bad it gets; I'm going to make it.

Something there is that doesn't love a wall, and wants it down.

You'd be surprised how many movie stars still care about the work.

You have to start out learning to believe the little lies. "So we can believe the big ones?" Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.

I stroll along, talk, I sign books, people buy me drinks, I forget where my hotel is, I get lost and fall into some local body of water... done it hundreds of times.