Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

To constantly see one’s own self as ‘Pure’, and to see other’s self as ‘pure’, is focused applied awareness of the Self, the Soul (shuddha upayog).

Initially, the truth may hurt, but lies hurt always.

Taking charge of our life reinforces our self-worth.

To encourage me is to believe in me, which gives me the power to defeat dragons.

When the kingdom leaves the church, the church stops living for herself

People want me to do things, be a certain way and that's not going to happen. I'm going to be Albert Belle.

Speculation is a hard and trying business, and a speculator must be on the job all the time or he'll soon have no job to be on.

Gardening is all about optimism.

Democracy is finding proximate solutions to insoluble problems.

I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.