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Jackie Mason Quotes: Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
         

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.


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My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.



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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.



On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.



My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.



America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.



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