Blame the economy, blame bad luck, blame my parents, blame your parents, blame the Internet, blame people who use the Internet.

There's a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her.

I don't understand the point of being together if you're not the happiest.

Because isn’t that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood? He gets me. She gets me. Isn’t that the simple magic phrase?

My dad had limitations. That's what my good-hearted mom always told us. He had limitations, but he meant no harm. It was kind of her to say, but he did do harm.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

Love makes you want to be a better man—right, right. But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the man you are.

...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.

Can you imagine, finally showing your true self to your spouse, your soul mate, and having him not like you?

We will have a happy marriage if it kills him.

Did if feel like jumping off a cliff when he kissed you? I imagine it did.

Now I'm on the rise, doin' business with my guys. Visions realize, music [your craft] affected lives. A gift from the skies, to be recognized, I'm keeping my eye on the people, that's the prize

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

Species conversation is beyond a doubt an issue that truly matters to the American public.

What could be more convincing, moreover, than the gesture of laying one's cards face up on the table?

Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders.

Everything is "acceptable" in the sight of God, for how can God not accept that which is? To reject a thing is to deny that it exists.

Life's not all about money.

Don't pray for the rain to stop; pray for good luck fishing when the river floods.

If you put your conditioned intellect to rest for a long time, suddenly it will be like the bottom falling out of a bucket - then you will naturally be happy and at peace.