Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

Your journey will end in an unknown planet. Fully enjoy your journey.

For it is in your power to retire into yourself whenever you choose.

I grew up reading the newspapers, mostly the sports section. I was a wrestler and would check to see if I was ranked.

He that begins to live, begins to die.

He travels safest in the dark night who travels lightest.

We never see ourselves as heroes and sometimes when we do it is a hero that has made a fortune as a clown or a boxer. And there is no lasting value in either one of those.

The more technology we introduce into society, the more people will aggregate, will want to be with other people: movies, rock concerts, shopping.

Baltimore never changes much. People aren't impressed by anything. It's great; it's not a trendy town.

Paranoia can be a sign of a sanity in some circumstances, in some places and times.

Feeling irritated, restless, afraid, and hopeless is a reminder to listen more carefully.