Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

She wanted to be the rain, to cover him with moisture, to bring life to his seed.

I felt very still and empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo.

Faith to my mind is a stiffening process a sort of mental starch.

A man who strains himself on the stage is bound, if he is any good, to strain all the people sitting in the stalls.

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.

My mother and I could always look out the same window without ever seeing the same thing.

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Certain shades of limelight wreck a girl's complexion.

She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

40 percent of North Korean children suffer from stunted growth. 20 percent are underweight.