Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

But something happened when I got out into the world, something that changed me. It was the reconnection of being at one with yourself and with this world.

The people deny their past won’t have secure and strong future.

Here in Europe, I think that there are a lot of young people who forget the issues that were at stake during the Cold War.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

The only limitations are the ones we put on ourselves and I just don't believe in limiting myself.

Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory.

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old.

But, I'm a big Johnny Cash and a big Lou Reed fan and a Fellini fan.

It is in our power to stretch out our arms and, by doing good in our actions, to seize life and set it in our soul.