Blessed are the dumbfucks.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

If someone puts you through hell, don’t be mad or bitter about it, because the thing that will free you from that hell is forgiveness.

You can never have for yourself someone who isn't on good terms with himself.

Lost time is never found again.

Alternate history fascinates me, as it fascinates all novelists, because 'What if?' is the big thing.

A multi-polar world can not exist without recognising the status and participation of developing countries.

Live simply so that others may simply live.

Any fool can hide, few can play.

I've got to love the souls of people. Because I can't love every incarnation. To love their souls, I have to identify with my own soul.

If there was such a thing as re-incarnation, Floyd would come back as himself

Great and terrible systems of divinity and philosophy lie round about us, which, if true, might drive a wise man mad.