Blessed are the ignorant fools of the world, for they know not the unspeakable horrors that await us all.

Sometimes death is even better than to confess a secret.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Age 10. I joined the school marching band as a drummer.

Originality in literature is only a new coat of paint on an old house.

Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.

Is victory sweet because your side wins - or is it really because the other side loses?

I like bringing the girls on set, but if I can't do that then the next day I feel I have to be uber-mum to make up for it. Then I'm exhausted and feel like I'm running in fumes.

I came out of repertory theater, where I worked 50 weeks a year, and I loved working with a team.

Ten minutes in the music scene is the equal of one hundred years outside of it.

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.