Blessed be childhood which brings down something of heaven into the midst of our rough earthliness.

My dressing table was willed to me, with some of my furniture.

You can ask Beavis... I get nothing but head.

An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

No force, no torture, no intrigue can eradicate Marxism-Leninism from the minds and hearts of men.

You have to make sure there's a lock on your phone because people can hack into your Twitter so fast.

All life is problem solving

Life is full of surprises, some good, some not so good.

It scares me when the Europeans demand more and more democracy. It sounds like times past, when people here demanded more and more socialism.

Kings are for nations in their swaddling-clothes: France has attained her majority.