Bloated software causes IT stress farts.

Fear is like a little germ in your head, allow it to grow and it takes over your all.

Life summed up with a marketing slogan: Limited Edition!

Focke's razor: Never attribute to plot holes that which is adequately explained by miracles.

When I’m passionate about something I strive for excellence, judging whether or not I achieved it is up to the audience.

Storytellers are master manipulators transforming non-reality (grounded in reality) into vicarious experience.

Relatable escapism can only be achieved using facets of the real world.

Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.

Trial. (Fail.) (Succeed.) Repeat.

When you aim for the stars even if you fail you’ll be a falling star, and that’s wish-fulfilling material.

Progress is hard, achievements are easy, and giving up is easier still.

Intellect is not wisdom.

To flee from sin is to retain heaven on earth

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

At the height of the McCarthy period, writers were being hounded.

I was sitting on the bus, and the sign said if you're ready to better your life, come to Medgar Evers College, and I got off the bus and went to Medgar Evers College.

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter.

There's something about human nature which draws us to people who are authentic and makes us want to repel those that aren't.

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

I get really frustrated with people who turn their noses up at talent shows like 'The Voice' and 'X-Factor.'

Every single night I'm nervous.