Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of happy mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give.

Big Love and More Light!XxMwaaahhhhXx

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt.

I've had small parts in big pictures and big parts in small pictures.

Life always brings you what you need.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I grew up singing professionally since I was 7 years old and so to get to play a character who's living out their Rock star dreams as JEM was pretty much epic.

Her expression falls slightly as she senses that my walls are up and she's not nearly strong enough to climb over. Not even today when she is leukaemia's version of Superwoman.

We have put in so much entitlement into our government that we really have spoiled our citizenryand said, you don't want the jobs that are available.

If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.