Blood's not thicker than money.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing.

Darkness is subject to light, and can never manifest itself in the presence of light.

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

You know, writing is really difficult, and it takes a real patience and a skill. I don't know if I have that. I admire it in others, so much, and I envy it.

People don't understand what happiness is, so they have an idea of what will make them happy, but it never does.

Nothing is rarer than real goodness.

Violet! sweet violet! Thine eyes are full of tears; Are they wet Even yet With the thought of other years?

The ludicrous state of solid geometry made me pass over this branch.

Between cultivated minds the first interview is the best.

Each pursues his own theory, little solicitous to correct or improve it by an attention to what is advanced by his opponents.