Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs.

Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.

Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither god nor the devil had made

Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?

It is as great a thing to love as it is to be loved. Love is not something that can be wasted.

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

Demon pox. There's always demon pox.

He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.

While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Rainbows make great pets, because they're already house trained.

You would think it best to save your breath for running, but I often find screaming helps.

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

I am bigger on the inside But you have to come inside to see me

Just in the past couple years, we've seen digital tools display skills and abilities that ... eat deeply into what we human beings do for a living.

He tricked himself into thinking that she would look into his eyes and remember, that love would conquer all.

From the point of view of a tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.

A writer should always feel like he's in over his head

That alone is Real which exists by itself, which reveals itself by itself and which is eternal and unchanging.

Gray hats are the ones who think they're doing good, but they're not. You learn that when the FBI shows up on your doorstep.