Blushing is the color of virtue.

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.

The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.

Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.

I am a citizen of the world.

Suicide isn't really about death, though. It's about change. Release.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The eye-roll is a 10.5 on the Ritcher. The Big One. California has slipped into the ocean.

I have made so many mistakes as a mother. But the one thing that I know I do is I make sure my children know how much I love them and they are absolutely secure in that.

People can do whatever they want if they just set their heart to it, and just never give up, and just go out there and do it.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

I think rehearsal can be important if it's done in a way that works. Often, rehearsal can be a waste of time.

If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere; it's up to you, New York, New York.

You have all died many times before and none of you look the worse for it.

Women are happy to possess a man whom all women covet.