Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Similar to theory of relativity, view towards life changes with passage of time!

It's one thing to just play a tune, or play a program of music, but it's another thing to practically create a new language of music, which is what 'Kind of Blue' did.

With relatively few exceptions, the novel sacrifices too much, for me, on the altar of plot.

You know who was on time tonight, which surprised me? Ghostface. Ghostface was early and making calls - what rapper does that?

I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.

My soul is my guru; my experience is my guru.

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

If you look closely at some scenes in Diner, my eyes look like Dracula's.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

No fountain so small but that Heaven may be imaged in its bosom.