Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Frightened people live in their own special hell.

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

If you're still watching, write in and we'll send you a fiver each.

If you truly desire happiness, seek and learn how to serve.

The Church therefore has one inescapable task: To lift up Christ. When she seeks to lift herself up she becomes weak, but when she acknowledges her own weakness and proclaims her Lord, she is strong.

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, "Look who's talking".

I come from Somalia. We start working young, and we understand that kind of life. I would be bored to death not doing anything creative.

It is possible that these may all be insufficient to control the caprice and wickedness of man. But are they not all that government will admit, and all that human prudence can devise?

Find your domain and serve it to the world.

I can't play anything until I find something that connects to my life, something I can carry as my secret map or code for the character.