Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

A woman's gifts will make room for her.

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

I did my best, and God did the rest.

The entire race is usually judged by the actions of one man or woman

The only choice permitted us is either to be servants for $7 a week or to portray them for $700 per week.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

I've played everything but a harp.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.

The poem must resist the intelligenceAlmost successfully.

Decide, first, to simply be.

They feel guilty for having survived so they pretend the bad things never happened Exodus (1960) screenplay

The parallels between 9/11 and Pearl Harbor are striking. In each instance there were warning signs before the attack, and in each instance our government failed to connect the dots.

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, start all over again.

Football was never my life. The guys [and] the relationships were my life. I have an ability to relate to damn near everybody.

Hopeless cases: Executives who assert themselves by saying No when they should say Yes.

Batman is easily my most favorite character beside Spawn.

The Christian must stand fixed to his principles, and not change his habit; but freely show what countryman he is by his holy constancy in the truth.

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a lot of those. I’ve been broke before, and will be again.