Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Death is only frightening from the near side.

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

There is no spoon.

I'm grateful for the dark shadow that is constantly following me... It reminds me always of the Loving Light that shines upon my face.

There are two types of women. The ones who wait to receive flowers and the ones who go out and pick them.

To the timid and hesitating everything is impossible because it seems so.

Always look for your lost ones in trashcans.

I went to London because, for me, it was the home of literature. I went there because of Dickens and Shakespeare.

Fashion is not frivolous. I am a businesswoman, a very serious person.

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

When the population is filled with peace and harmony it ripens like fruit that turns to rot in a jiff if not preserved by change.

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

But women do not say 'We', except at some congress of feminists or similar formal demonstration; men say 'women', and women use the same word in referring to themselves.