Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.

The mind knows the truth when your heart denies what it feels. When you don't feel safe to let people in it is because you're not ready to deal with the pain of honesty.

Haemon: No city is property of a single man.Creon: But custom gives possession to the ruler.Haemon: You'd rule a desert beautifully alone.

Memories are meant to fade, Lenny. They're designed that way for a reason.

A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old, doing my best Darth Vader imitation.

The busybodies have begun to infect American society with a nasty intolerance - a zeal to police the private lives of others and hammer them into standard forms - A Nation of Finger Pointers.

Happiness is the natural state of our being

If you can get over this initial distrust that people have of strangers, you can do remarkable things.

It costs nothing to smile. Do it as often as possible

A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.

You can stick a fork in Barack Obama. Politically, he's done. The main way we can screw this up is if we choose the wrong Republican.