Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Show a man too many camels' bones, or show them to him too often, and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. (Mirza Ahsan of Tabriz)

we have an opportunity to do great thing in this world.

Man is not free unless government is limited.

The next movie I do is not going to be in school.

Whatever, the hour you run often is the best hour of the day.

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

I think that if you go about making movies to win Oscars, you’re really going about it the wrong way.

I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason.

Regard yourself all the more as a sinner because you cannot feel yourself to be what you are.