Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

Let your inner DORK shine through.

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness.

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

Hey, get a load of those two! It must be mating season or something...

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

Gods are great, " said Atsula, slowly, as if she were comprehending a great secret. "But the heart is greater. For it is from our hearts they come, and to our hearts they shall return...

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

Vote for Donald Trump. You're going to see something and you'll be so happy, you'll be so thrilled.

I live by the rule that you should follow your dreams…no matter what you do, you should follow your dreams

Reading a novel is just a much more involving and intimate experience than the act of watching a film. I mean, you literally get inside of a novelist's head, and you invest many hours to do so.

If I'm going to do blues, it's going to be a typical Jimmy Rushing record.

Well, I always had this desire to celebrate and somehow be a part of things that I thought were really great.

Love and grief enable us to feel how we're all at heart the same. In love and grief, which is always very personal, the distinctions that separate us melt away.

I need to go someplace faraway that doesn't have telephones and doesn't have a record player and doesn't have movie theaters and people walking down the street in order to not do anything.