Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?

CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

Success is a lifestyle.

The memory of Mullah Mustafa Barzani has become a crucial part of the idea of what it means to be Kurdish today.

I learned about a lot of things in medical school, but mortality wasn't one of them.

The environment becomes inspiration. My response to it becomes idea. And idea becomes purpose and action through interpretation and painting.

Jesus Christ was an extremist for love, truth and goodness.

We who cherish science should be careful to distinguish when we are doing science and when we are extrapolating from it

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

My most cherished possession I wish I could leave you is my faith in Jesus Christ, for with Him and nothing else you can be happy, but without Him and with all else you'll never be happy.

Reactive people... are often affected by their physical environment. They find external sources to blame for their behavior.

When you get $1 billion of free advertising, it's hard not to have anybody buy the product.