Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

Your mind is the biggest uninvented gold mine. Dig it

I know about dance, like the creationist knows about science, and typically treat it with a similar contempt

My father might not have held my hand or expressed his love openly, but he taught Callie and me that we had inherent values, that we were fully formed human beings without a boy by our side.

Awakening begins when a man realizes that he is going nowhere and does not know where to go.

Our model of politics is one that it is inclusive of all members of the society; all should be represented. That is the nature of our democracy.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

When we know beyond any doubt that we already speak the feeling language of prayer, we awaken that part of us that can never be stolen, lost, or taken away. This is the secret mode of prayer.

Ever-newer waters flow on those who step into the same rivers.

The way to fame, is like the way to heaven,--through much tribulation.

It is manlike to punish but godlike to forgive. [Ger., Menschlich ist es bloss zu strafen Aber gottlich zu verzeihn.]