Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

Drink from the fountain of love where every drop is eternal passion.

It's a way of living, sharing things with people who work with me, and they seem to enjoy it.

At night I dream about going to where I played when I was still young.

But You know Landscape is my mistress - 'tis to her that I look for fame - and all that the warmth of the imagination renders dear to Man.

When Germany and England and America will long have lost their present identity or purpose, we shall still be strong in ours.

Books were put out, and 'had a run,' / Like coinage from the mint; / But which could fill the place of one, / That one they wouldn't print?

When the slugs penetrate, you feel a burning sensation, Gettin closer to God in a tight situation.

I don't care," said Seth. "I would have done it. I would have sold my soul for you. You and me...I told you. Something's always going to keep us near each other...even if we aren't together.

What I want is to create a discussion about what is happening around the world and to provoke some debate with these pictures. Nothing more than this.

When the world is in trouble, Australia responds. Australia is a good, global citizen.