Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats.

People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation - much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is you still have to get out of it.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore.

There isn't a scientific community. It is a culture. It is a very undisciplined organization.

Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough.

Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did.

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

I've never worn fur, either. I'm a naturally squeamish person, and fur smells like dead animal to me.