Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Those who don't try are destine for failure

The lucky biographers find themselves drawn into a sort of friendship with their subject.

Humility means one does not impose his conceptions upon others and he is fully dependent on the mercy of the Lord.

A fully integrated culture would be like the dinosaurs, which had to perish because they were no longer able to adapt themselves to changes in the external environment.

The less there is of eloquence, the more there is of love.

Proverbs are for the most part rules of moral, or, still more properly, of prudential conduct.

I have a suspicion the blacks model themselves on the whites now that they're in power. 'Don't you know who we are, man?'

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.

I photograph [people] as if photographing flowers.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'