Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

The idea of freedom is a piece of dry bread thrown to people so that they can break their teeth with it.

I don't think you feel much of anything anymore.

The child is innocence and forgetting, a new beginning, a game, a self-rolling wheel, a first movement, a sacred Yes.

When you mix dirt with water, the dirt doesn't get clean. The water just gets dirty.

A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn't protect itself and it doesn't hide. It stands out, like a baby's fontanel, where you can see the soul pulse through.

Virtually every problem that would show up in your business can be traced back to communications; somebody didn't talk to somebody about something.

I don't bow down to the federal government.

Really good mountain bikers are lousy judges of trail difficulty. We haven't a clue, we just ride.

You see how wide the gulf that separates me from the Christian church.

I don't want to be one of those guys that you see who made $4 million, invested $3.5 million, and now you work at Wendy's.