Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Loss is an inevitable part of change.

There is no document of civilization that is not also a document of barbarism.

Why worry about your problem when all it calls for is an effective solution?

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

Jace laughed, that soft rich sound Clary loved so much. "I'm warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.

As long as you're going to think anyway, think big.

I can find no warrant for such appropriation in the Constitution.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Whatever your craft is, be a master of it. Being half assed at something, people will eventually see through.

Education without morals is like a ship without a compass, merely wandering nowhere.