Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Somebody with Debbie Reynolds' features doesn't get cast as the Wicked Witch.

There's a lot of maintenance that goes into being a professional singer.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

The paparazzi are nothing but dogs of war.

I hit the third rail. You cannot criticize Israel in this country and survive.

The Holy Spirit is no skeptic. He has written neither doubt nor mere opinion into our hearts, but rather solid assurances, which are more sure and solid than all experience and even life itself.

In improvisation, there are no mistakes.

When you look back... on your love affairs... what you really find out is that the only person you really go to bed with is yourself.

I did not stop dancing; I did take two years off to get myself together.