Both friend and enemy, Faith leads us to the place where we lead ourselves.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd wished I possessed the power to alter another person's mind, I'd be knee deep in nickels.

The nails did not kill Him... It was the needs that did.

The distance doesn't matter

The Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookie was an unexpected, unplanned pop culture phenomena. My father went from star-maker to star.

I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves.

He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.

Donald was one of the people who rooted for the housing crisis. He said, back in 2006, gee, I hope it does collapse because then I can go in and buy some and make some money. Well, it did collapse.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Aren't you going to tell me I'm not so bad? she asked. Mmm-no. I was thinking how every man loves a hot girl with a history of making mistakes. Because it's always possible she'll make one with you.

Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.