Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.

The darkest moments for me weren't necessarily winding up in the hospital or anything like that. It was those quiet moments alone when I just hated the person I had become.

Man wants to be the king o’ the rabbits, he best wear a pair o’ floppy ears.

Jump high brother!! So high that if you fall, then people should remark on not how far you fell but how high you jumped

If from infancy you treat children as gods, they are liable in adulthood to act as devils.

A smile is one of the most powerful and important body language cues we share with others—and as such a heartfelt emotion, it's impossible to express its effect on others in words.

Microsoft, by some accounts, the second most capitalized company on the planet, is the only corporate colossus in history whose entire product line could be eliminated with a giant magnet.

Allow nature to teach you stillness.

I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination.

I always like to incorporate one or two chic accessories that contrast with the more gritty look of my daily uniform: a leather jacket and jeans.

It is quite sensible for them to sit back and see where they are.

Men to whom life had appeared as a reversible coat - seamy on both sides.