Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

You don't just read a book to find adventure. You read a book to find yourself.

Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest.

I'm just sick of food going in the garbage.

And just as you can find hip-hop lyrics beating up on all these groups, including young Black men themselves, the primary producers of the music, you can also find lyrics celebrating them.

What will really make you attractive is not working on your weak points but embracing them.

I'll have a stamp on me forever. There will always be questions. I brought new fans to the Orioles' organization, and that's good.

This equation of the impersonal plus time plus chance producing the total configuration of the universe and all that is in it, modern people hold by faith.

A theory with mathematical beauty is more likely to be correct than an ugly one that fits some experimental data.

Nature is always hinting at us.

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion.