Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Rich or poor, living in a trusting society simply makes people happier.

[Everyone needs] a woman who'll listen, take your side, tell the truth - or not, as you need it. A woman you can count on, no matter what, and who'll love you no matter how much you screw up.

When your identity switch from the personal identity to the eternal self, no fear of death or karmic bondage arise in you.

Poetry is the language of a state of crisis.

I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.

School boards can be a steppingstone to higher forms of political leadership.

I guess I have learnt now that life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.

"Sassenach." He had called me that from the first; the Gaelic word for outlander, a stranger. An Englishman. First in jest, then in affection.

From my point of view, it is better to take the chance, having had nine jobs in 10 years, to recharge my batteries