Boys do what they want to do, Men do what they need to do.

Poetry gives the greatest pleasure.

Any type of desire is beggary. One who is without any desire is called ‘Gnani’ [the enlightened one].

I wear the writer pants in the family.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

This knowledge sits in my heart, heavy as a paperweight.

Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.

I am only fond of what comes from the heart.

The sin of the desert is knowing where the water is and not sharing it.

I'm from California, and still live in LA.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.