Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

I consider the official Catholic attitude on divorce, birth control, and censorship exceedingly dangerous to mankind.

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

A director who gets $150,000 per year from a company and needs the money is not independent.

I don't think it feels like a burden. We did not really think of it ["Mary and Jane"] that way. I think it is certainly how we branded. The thing it does is enables us to be a little bit surreal.

I have come to think that capital punishment should be abolished.

If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out why he thinks he's worse off

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.

I notice a difference from the moment I meditate.

Last year, I twice voted against the Labor, HHS, and Education Appropriations bill because it did not adequately fund education in general, and Native American programs specifically.

What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?