Boys will be boys.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A joy that's shared is a joy made double.

The shortest answer is doing.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Two heads are better than one.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Many things are lost for want of asking.

What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

A burnt child dreads the fire.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

Find somebody to be successful for. Raise their hopes. Rise to their needs.

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do.

Her wit was more than man, her innocence a child.

Two of the biggest conversational blunders you can make are saying something when you should stay silent, and staying silent when you should say something.

Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference.

When you're young, there's a whole lot of stuff you say you'll never do. Once you get a little older, the list tends to get shorter.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.

I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.