Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

What we love determines what we seek. What we seek determines what we think and do. What we think and do determines who we are — and who we will become.

Here comes a pair of very strange beast, which in all tongues are called "fools".

The timid and fearful cannot defend liberty -- or anything else.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

Alien's a great one. That's a scary movie.

I was never much of a kid person. I mean, I thought they were cute to look at, but I didn't want them in my house.

She waited for you in a thousand different ways.

In the circumstances in which the Republic finds itself, the constitution cannot be inaugurated; it would destroy itself. The provisional government of France is revolutionary until there is peace.

Tell God you are ready to be offered, and God will prove Himself to be all you ever dreamed He would be.

Accuracy is essential to beauty.