Boys with a failure to launch are invisible to most girls. With poor social skills, the boys feel anger at their fear of being rejected and self-loathing at their inability to compete.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

And you’re stuck like a hook through the roof of your mouthTired of living for your sick daysEvery day makes you sickTired of living just get paidWhen you’re dying to livebut you can’t

The moment you step into a garden and begin to cultivate and prune, you become a killer.

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

Singing is my life. It has always been my life. It will always be my life.

The basic science is not physics or mathematics but biology -- the study of life. We must learn to think both logically and bio-logically.

The rest of the world cannot be expected to regulate its life by a clock which is always slow.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

For children: I'm writing a picture book about the Big Dipper and a novel about a cricket, a firefly and a vole. For grownups: I'm writing poems.

No one ever chats me up; I think they all think I'm taken. Either that or no one fancies me.

The English kill their meat twice: once when they slaughter it and once when they cook it.