Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant.

For every drug that benefits a patient, there is a natural substance that can achieve the same effect.

Don't limit your imagination, the best part of your life, is living your desires.

Darkness is the natural state of the universe. Light, fleeting, comforting as it may be, may stretch to the very edges of all we know. Yet once it is gone, the darkness always remains.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

You never know, I might get back into coaching someday.

I saw Jonathan after he faced the fear demon, you know. It showed itself to him as you. That told me all I needed to know. The greatest fear in Jonathan’s life is the love he feels for his sister.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!

There is a wisdom in the wave - high-born, beautiful - for those who would but paddle out.

For what is done or learned by one class of women becomes, by virtue of their common womanhood, the property of all women.

My mother had to justify the fact that she had heart pills.