Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

What you do for others today you have done for yourself tomorrow.

An unhealthy life is destined to end with an unhealthy death.

I never grew up all at once. I did it one place and another along the way.

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to you get out there and make them happen.

It is impossible to persuade a man who does not disagree but smiles.

I like to change. A new lamp, a piece of art, can transform a room.

I always separated sports and my personal life.

It is dreadful when something weighs on your mind, not to have a soul to unburden yourself to. You know what I mean. I tell my piano the things I used to tell you.

Students learn as much for a teacher as from a teacher.

The idea of American exceptionalism doesn't extend to Americans being exceptional.