Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Anything exceptional gets crushed by common people with jealousy and ignorance and all their common evils.

Life is INCONCLUSIVE but its about an everlasting FUTURE

A life lived of choice is a life of conscious action. A life lived of chance is a life of unconscious creation.

I fell in love with social work, and that was my undoing as a poet.

That's great. I'm 100 years old and people are still interested.

Self-portraiture is something one should never get involved in, since it is wrong to lie even though one endeavours to tell the truth.

[The man] thinks he's being condemned because of his color but actually he's being condemned because of his deeds, his conscious behavior.

We learn the magical lesson that making the most of what we have turns it into more.

You ni**az get me sick, wannabe soundin like you know my arithmetic... but we don't sound alike

My mother was physically and emotionally abusive. My father was an extremely cold man.