Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

And with that, I’m going to crawl into bed and try to erase all that has happened today.

Fighting with your fate is equal to fight with God.

The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard - one that thinks too much.

I am stuck in the 70's. I can't seem to get away from that era.

We are not all equal, nor can we be so.

We cling nervously to the melody, but we don't handle it freely, we don't really make anything new out of it, we merely overload it.

I think most Americans would agree people should be treated equally and everyone ought to be able to pursue a fulfilling life with the ones they love.

Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.

Lie down on the ground and feel the planet's heart beating.

A waste land lit by holy candles.