Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Obstacles only surface in your life to reveal to you your untapped mental capabilities.

I do have anger management issues. Not clinical. Probably no more than most people.

Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder, has on several occasions talked about transparency as an absolute principle. I don't personally believe that.

I used to not back down from a challenge.

It's dangerous to watch staggering butterflies. They have a plan but it has no meaning.

I never kill insects. If I see ants or spiders in the room, I pick them up and take them outside. Karma is everything.

Everyone wants a voice in human freedom. There's a fire burning inside all of us.

I think Michael Caine is a perfectly good actor but it's obvious he's not going to be in one of my films.

When someone changes your face, it's really shocking and scary.

The most delightful pleasures cloy without variety.