Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage.

Never make a companion equal to a brother.

It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.

Love, who is most beautiful among the immortal gods, the melter of limbs, overwhelms in their hearts the intelligence and wise counsel of all gods and all men.

The artist envies what the arties gains, The bard the rival bard's successful strains.

It will not always be summer: build barns.

Happy is the man whom the Muses love: sweet speech flows from his mouth.

Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

If you add a little to a little and do this often, soon the little will become great.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

The man who is really serious, with the urge to find out what truth is, has no style at all. He lives only in what is.

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

The cult of art gives pride; one never has too much of it.

I want to make people laugh and I want to try to encourage world peace.

We can't be intimate because we can't share feelings that we don't have

I just loved being in the gym. It was tough at times. Sometimes I wanted to quit, but I'm glad I stuck with it.

Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I may be a B-movie star, but I work. I'm an actor.