Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature.

When a president's popularity grows, the he is doing wrong things.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

The diagnosis is clear, but changing the status quo has proven difficult, because often those who are elected do not govern, and those who do govern are not elected.

One small breeze doesn't make a wind storm.

I was very careful never to take an interesting job. If you have an interesting job, you get interested in it.

It's frustrating that people attribute something to certain songs and that's not what they're about at all.

Falling is one of the ways of moving.

I fancy mankind may come, in time, to write all aphoristically, except in narrative; grow weary of preparation, and connection, and illustration, and all those arts by which a big book is made.

It is through realizing loving presence as our very essence, through being that presence, that we discover true freedom.

I do know of these That therefore only are reputed wise For saying nothing.